You carry TEROOS around on your shoulder but someone else controls it, using its built-in camera, microphone, and speaker to look around and communicate with the wearer. Communications and commands are relayed via a smartphone, which is passed to TEROOS via Bluetooth. Skype handles the audio/video exchange between TEROOS and its remote operator.
(I take note of the physical properties of my local network infrastructure against the possibility of a high-speed dirt-bike chase through the sewers. These things happen.)
Location: 37° 46' 47.40" N, 122° 23' 54.00" W
DNA Lounge update, wherein we get Internets on everything.
Location: 37° 46' 15.63" N, 122° 24' 45.70" W