What the banana was missing was shrinkwrap!

They will be marketed under the slogan ‘Natural Energy Snack on the Go’.
While the trial may seem bizarre at a time when big businesses are under pressure to reduce packaging waste, Del Monte insists the addition of a clear plastic bag is actually a green measure. The company claims that the bag contains ‘Controlled Ripening Technology’ – which extends the shelf-life of the banana by up to six days.
Don't tell Kirk Cameron.
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