I remember the original Christian commercial that this was based on. WELL PLAYED.
Thank you for your request for "all documents pertaining to the unknowable." Unfortunately, learning the unknowable was canceled in 2003 due to budgetary concerns. However, you will be happy to know your tax dollars were instead well spent in Tora Bora and Iraq, as reflected on the Halliburton annual report for that and subsequent years. Please confine your future inquiries to the knowable.
I choose to interpret this as a prequel to Elder Sign, explaining the illuminated plumber.
(Which you surely must have seen, and probably posted, but it's not the Previously, thus linked.)
That background music was driving me nuts.
Great stuff, the music, the acting - I love it!
If knowing the unknowable is crazy... I don't want to be sane.
oh I needed that. many thanx 4 tha laugh