My inner pyro says the string coming out of the tampon looks like the fuse to an improvised firework.
I kinda thought so too.
NO, BARBIE! M-80's DON'T GO UP THERE!
Have you seen http://explosm.net/comics/1270/ ?
now, if *I* could just start MENSTRUATING. FUCKING. BOOZE. holycrap.
"there's a party in my pants, and you KNOW that everyone's invited..."
what the hell????
those crazy germans!
My *mother* sent me this link yesterday. :(
She needs a tennis racket, or something.
They even made little tiny barbie tampons.
Does anyone remember Baby Oops! that went pee in her diaper? That was wierd. But not as wierd as this.
The Japanese probably have one that shits all over Ken's face.
Hot Carl Barbie.
Klaus Barbie, this is your life according to Google.
Hot Karla Barbie?
I could almost swear you've posted this (perhaps by a different person) before! Maybe it was some other sort of menstruating mannequin?
all that JWZ ever posts is pictures of inanimate objects menstruating and octopods fornicating with sad teenage females.
thats why they invented livejournal
I don't know if jwz posted this, but I remember this making the link-rounds a few months ago. Boing Boing, for one, posted it.
Dear Germans, (etc.)
That's OK. In a few years, Menopause Barbie will hunt down and kill everyone involved with this.
Why do women complain about the prospect of wearing "bulky pads" when they have to conceal a giant eyedropper on their person once a month?
what are they gonna think of next, Giving Birth Woman? Or Taking A Dump Man?
This is just too bizarre, and the others comments are priceless. This one is for the memories, baby....
[walks off laughing uncontrollably to herself]
I'm fairly certain there was a pregnant Skipper doll at one point. Her stomach essentially came off, and was interchangable with a large round one with a little baby, or a flat one. I'm too lazy to Google for it at the moment though.
oh my bad, it was Midge, who is Barbies best friend.
Also, I love that it's Campari.
Hopefully they squeeze a raw beef steak to use the blood.
That's almost as bad as the hacked-up visible man in "Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist".
The next-generation ones will have an internal blood sac -- located right next to the artificial urine bladder -- and programmed to have a certain moodyness coinciding with the phases of the Moon.
do you have stairs in your house?
For incase barbie gets pregnant, you can push her down the stairs? I suppose that could be a whole new model line right there.
Wrong answer I'm afraid... But I liked it anyway!