exterminate all rational garfield

11 Responses to exterminate all rational garfield

1. endquote says:

   27 May 2004 at 7:21 am

   /garfield.pl?coherency=4

   Best. Query string argument. Ever.
2. 33mhz says:

   27 May 2004 at 7:28 am

   It's a shame that this treatment isn't a one-to-one function.

   If it were, I bet we could apply the inverse to Pokey the Penguin and get 2 decades worth of coherent but bland punchlines.
   • ajaxxx says:

     27 May 2004 at 7:48 am

     on the other hand, you could run jerkcity through either the forward function or its inverse and not observe any change.

     which i suppose makes jerkcity an eigenvector of the decoherification matrix.
     • valacosa says:

       27 May 2004 at 5:31 pm

       Bonus points for using the word "eigenvector" in this setting. Are you a physicist or a mathie?

       Why must you remind me of the homework I am at this second avoiding?
     • hafnir says:

       3 Jun 2004 at 1:46 pm

       Assuming the eigenvalue is 1, no, else it grows or shrinks? (I've been away from algebra way too long!)
3. hotabay says:

   27 May 2004 at 8:37 am

   And I'm sure it makes more sense than the movie will.
4. bitwise says:

   27 May 2004 at 8:57 am

   I give it 24 hours until it's DMCA'd off the net.
5. nightskywarlock says:

   27 May 2004 at 9:39 am

   This one actually almost makes sense...

   I'm a link! Click me!
6. violentbloom says:

   27 May 2004 at 10:46 am

   I can tell you I can hardly *wait* for the movie coming out. No really.
   • diffrentcolours says:

     27 May 2004 at 8:07 pm

     Here, have an imdb link, it works and everything.

     Hmm, Bill Murray as Garfield could work. And it's got Alan Cumming, so it must be good.
     • injector says:

       28 May 2004 at 12:32 am

       It has come full circle. Bill Murry played Peter Venkman in Ghost Busters. But in the cartoon the character was voiced by Lorenzo Music. Lorenzo did Garfield's voice in "Garfield and Friends". So naturally Bill Murry would have to be Garfield for the live action version.