"It's a convergical synergistolon!! Am I PAID yet?"

3 Dec 2003

BoingBoing reports that digerati loser R.U. Sirius is now writing interview material for one of those nutritional supplement marketers.

It's perfect when you think about it. The self-promoting, fuzzy-minded bullshit that the Wired Magazine generation laps up, all in one package: bad science, cheap new age philosophy, hucksterism, logrolling, and greed. Now in a familiar form known as "vitamin fraud".

I await their announcement that spamming is a new form of blogging, to be called "splogging" no doubt.

Here's your New Economy: grass and ephedra in a capsule at 4000% markup.

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6 Responses to "It's a convergical synergistolon!! Am I PAID yet?"

jette says:

3 Dec 2003 at 6:16 am

Are Dirk and Sandy somehow involved?
- jwz says:
  
  3 Dec 2003 at 6:22 am
  
  Aren't they dead yet?
  - grumpy_sysadmin says:
    
    3 Dec 2003 at 6:31 am
    
    Unfortunately, you were dreaming when that happened.
  - jette says:
    
    3 Dec 2003 at 6:38 am
    
    If not, I imagine they are probably sitting in a Leisure World condominium, drinking piracetam tonics and wearing visors that flash little lights on their closed eyelids.
bikerwalla says:

3 Dec 2003 at 9:47 pm

It's an herbal supplement. Mostly kelp.
jtemperance says:

4 Dec 2003 at 5:57 am

Back in 1989 I had the flashing LED goggles and the sound frequency brainwave tapes. Those were the days.