The Horror of Blimps

The Horror of Blimps:

"I always knew this was going to happen. I always knew that skepticism and science were mere psychological decorations and vanities. Deep in our alligator brains we all know that the world is just chock full of evil and monsters and sinister forces aligned against us, and it is only a matter of time until they show up. Evolution know this, too. It knows what to do when the silent terror comes at you from out of the dark."
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8 Responses:

  1. atakra says:

    That is so great!

  2. arino says:

    I just laughed my ass off. That's gold.

  3. jlindquist says:

    Awwww... the wife! She... you know, she !!!!

    (I don't want to spoil it for people.)

  4. forthdude says:

    Thanks! I just violently laughed a mouthful of Coke(TM) all over the internet!

  5. daonnan says:

    Your icon just cracked me up.
    I was listening to a dance remix of a Journey song on the radio >don't ask< the one that has the lines about small town girl living in a city world, took the midnight train going anywhere.
    Well your icon was dancing to the exact beat of the music.
    freaky and funny

  6. insomnia says:

    Not sure you noticed this, but...

    Fairness & Accuracy in Reporting released a leaked internal UNSCOM/IAEA transcript of an interview with prominent Iraqi defector and Saddam's son-in-law General Hussein Kamel, who states that Iraq destroyed all their weapons of mass destruction.

    Bush, Cheney, and Powell have all cited this previously hushed-up transcript as proof that Iraq posesses weapons of mass destruction.

    MSNBC/Newsweek have also broken the story.

  7. ronbar says:

    Awesome story. That'll learn him to leave his aircraft untethered.