Drunken moose alert in Norway
Experts are warning that unusual weather has led to groups of drunken moose wandering around the Norwegian forests. Many Norwegian moose are becoming intoxicated after eating large numbers of fermenting fruit, which are plentiful after the country's exceptionally warm summer.
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2 Responses:
"I remember thinking: that's what a house does for you -- it keeps out the moose and the cold."
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The moose then stated "I eat fermented fruit because, well, it just makes me feel 'normal', you know?"